fairy-anon-godmother asked: Oh, ok then. I'll think abuot what you;ve said! I certainly don't want any harm to come to them! *Is almost in tears. Flies off slowly.*
-Furrows brows, watching in silence as she flitters away.-
Here to fix what those damn children fuck up.
Yeah, I'm a mutant. The hell does that matter?
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• What the hell do you want? The Motherfucking Fairy Godfather
Yeah, I'm a mutant. The hell does that matter?
[Roleplay account. Mainly for satire.] • Come at me.
• What the hell do you want? The Motherfucking Fairy Godfather
fairy-anon-godmother asked: Oh dear. :C *keeps a respectful distance.* Would you like some help with that headache? I do know a few different cures that could be of assistance...?
How about no, and oh, no?
And do realize that all this coddling that you do for all your little friends is just hurting them, and not actually helping them? There’s a reason to stick only to defending them from the anons. If you keep healing their every little boo-boo and giving them all of these magical doodads then they’re just going to become dependent on them, on you, and all you’re gonna get from it is a bunch of dastardly fellows who are suddenly tame for no damned reason at all.
fairy-anon-godmother asked: Hello dear! C: How are you and your head doing today? All better I hope? C: *Radiates good cheer and kindness and an amiable benevolence towards the world at large and him in particular.*
Worse, thank you.
-His face scrunches up at her general happiness and theoretical radiating light.- If you come any closer to me, I will throw things at you.
frigidandsharp replied to your post: .
Frustrated?God damn right I’m fucking frustrated.
That sparkly little twinkle-dinkle little goody-two-shoes is always quicker on the god damn draw then I am when it comes to the havoc of these stupid anonymous children.
I don’t know about her, but I have the uncontrollable urge to right the right the irrefutable wrongs of these little assholes, and when I don’t succeed when I attempt to, I get this searing migrane right up the center of my head.
Oh, so you hate her as much as I do?
Splendid. I think we’ll work well together.
Yeah, well, that remains to be seen. For now, I’m going to drink myself into a new liver and hope that this blasted headache floats away with it.
frigidandsharp replied to your post: .
Frustrated?
God damn right I’m fucking frustrated.
That sparkly little twinkle-dinkle little goody-two-shoes is always quicker on the god damn draw then I am when it comes to the havoc of these stupid anonymous children.
I don’t know about her, but I have the uncontrollable urge to right the right the irrefutable wrongs of these little assholes, and when I don’t succeed when I attempt to, I get this searing migrane right up the center of my head.
I see. :C *gives him a quick and comforting hug* Well, if you feel any better later tonight I would love to see you at the party! Feel better soon please! C: *flies off*
-Stiffens up, frowning at the woman.- We’ll see.
(Source: thefairygodfather)
fairy-anon-godmother replied to your post: Hello dear! C: I haven’t seen much of you lately, how have you been keeping? Oh! And I’m throwing a ball later on today, would you do me the honor of accepting my invitation to attend? C:
Oh dear, I’m sorry to hear you’re under the weather. :C Would you like anything to hell withthat hangover? I’m sure I could find a magic potion or two in my medicine cabinet that could help.
Don’t like magic, don’t trust magic. Not even my own.
So no thanks, I’ll weather this on my own.
fairy-anon-godmother asked: Hello dear! C: I haven't seen much of you lately, how have you been keeping? Oh! And I'm throwing a ball later on today, would you do me the honor of accepting my invitation to attend? C:
I’ve been keepin’ to myself, as I do.
Don’t think you’d want me at any hoity-toity shindig. Especially not when I’ve got a hangover the size of a freight train runnin’ through my head right about now.
fairy-anon-godmother asked: To each their own way, I suppose C: Fair enough, I'll try not to bother you! I'd hate to step on your turf. You do your thing and I'll d mine, and we won't argue in front of the others?
We’ll see about that.